NFL Draft
The first round of the NFL draft was held last night, or as the law enforcement commnity likes to call it: "America's Most Wanted."



Retail Sales Up
The good news is that the latest economic reports show that retail saes are higher than this time last year. The bad news is most consumers are just buying guns.



SEC Porn
A new report shows that senior staffers at the Securities and Exchange Commission spent hours surfing porn while they were supposed to be policing the nation's financial system. Apparently working at the SEC makes you feel almost as dirty as doing business with Goldman Sachs.



GM "Payback"
It turns out GM repaid its $6.7 billion government loan using other bailout money loaned to it by the government... which means any taxpayers caught stealing a GM car should simply claim they were doing a repossession.



3-Year Degrees Rise
More and more students across the country are choosing to complete their Bachelor's degrees in three years. If they want to spend four straight years getting drunk and partying, they can always run for office.





April 23rd


1014: In the Battle of Clontarf, Brian Boru defeats the Vikings, but fails to cover the spread.


1635: The first public school in the United States, Boston Latin School, is founded... immediately followed by the first teachers' strike.


1967: A group of young radicals are expelled from the Nicaraguan Socialist Party. This group goes on to found Menudo.