Greek Debt Extension
Greece is getting four more years to pay back its bailout debts… but how do you add four years to “never?”



California CaseThe Supreme Court will hear a arguments tomorrow on whether California has to release tens of thousands of prisoners from its jails. Right now, the only people getting out of California are business owners who are actually still hiring people.



Spider-Man Screw-Up
Previews for the Broadway show "Spider-Man" have been a disaster, with actors falling, sets missing, and audio problems destroying the performances. It turns out it's mostly because co-producer Bono donated 10% of the stage crew to Africa.



Jobless Benefit Deadline
Unemployment benefits will run out for two million Americans unless Congress acts before midnight Tuesday. Most Congressmen are expected to vote to extend the benefits, especially since they're all used to getting paid for decades not to work.



Wikileaks Shocker
The Wikileaks reports show that most Arab leaders are begging the U.S. to bomb Iran. They would do it themselves, but they only know how to kill Jews.




November 29th


1807: The Portuguese Royal Family leaves Lisbon to escape from Napoleonic troops… and all the annoying Black Friday shoppers.


1922: Howard Carter opens the tomb of Pharaoh Tutankhamun to the public. Unfortunately he didn’t bring any air freshener.


1934: The Chicago Bears defeat the Detroit Lions 19-16 in the first nationally broadcast game. The Lions haven’t won since.