Mubarak Leaving?
Breaking news out of Cairo suggest that President Hosni Mubarak may step down tonight... but he won't leave the presidential palace until he finishes watching all the episodes of "Jersey Shore" that he has on his DVR.



Verizon iPhone on Sale
People are lining up in big numbers this morning to buy the new Verizon iPhone. But longer lines are being formed by the people across the street looking to return their AT&T iPhones at the AT&T store.



Sebelius Fantasy
Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has written a new editorial that insists the new health care law will help the cash-strapped states. But most state Governors won't read the editorial because they can't afford to buy the newspaper.



Help for Hosni
Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah says he will financially support Egypt’s President Mubarak if the U.S. pulls its aid. He’s also going to lend Mubarak a few of his wives this weekend, but that’s a different story.



Cavs Lose Again
The Cleveland Cavaliers have now lost 26 straight games. The team might stop feeling like loser if they could just stop playing so many games in Cleveland.





February 10th


1954: President Dwight Eisenhower warns against United States intervention in Vietnam and the resulting Rambo movies that resulted from it.

1962: Captured American U2 spy-plane pilot Gary Powers is exchanged for captured Soviet spy Rudolf Abel and a utility infielder to be named later.

1998: Maine repeals a gay rights law passed in 1997. After being unable to find any heterosexuals who live in Maine, state officials figured the law was kind of redundant.