Strange Results
Don't Ask, Don't Tell was repealed, but the Dream Act Failed. So, if you're an illegal immigrant, just start pretending you're gay.



Giants Choke
The NY Giants blew a 31-10 fourth quarter lead and lost to the Philadelphia Eagles, 38-31. The Giants mostly choked because they were afraid Eagles QB Michael Vick was going to euthanize them.



Iran Cutbacks
The Iranian government is cutting popular subsidies for gas and bread. If they start charging more for rocks to stone women, there will definitely be riots in Tehran.



Korea Quiet?
North Korea says it will not retaliate after South Korea’s live military drills. It turns out even North Korea is still shocked about the Giants massive choke yesterday against the Eagles.



DADT Repeal
The US Senate has finally voted to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell... mostly because about 30 of the Senators voting thought the bill was about what they do with their interns.



Terror Alerts
British police have arrested 12 people suspected of terrorism, illegal immigration, and being members of the NY Giants coaching staff.




December 20th


69: Vespasian, formerly a general under Nero, enters Rome to claim the title of emperor, and the Mega Millions jackpot.


1860: South Carolina becomes the first state to secede from the United States. South
Carolina hasn’t been the first do anything since.


2007: Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest queen in British history, surpassing Elton John.