GM Pension Plan
GM is putting $6 billion into its pension plan. It would make more sense to stuff that $6 billion in cash into a Chevy Volt and just leave it in downtown Detroit.



McDonald's Case
A Brazilian court has ruled that McDonald's must pay a manager at one of its locations $17,500 because he gained a lot of weight on the job. Unfortunately, the man now plans to use the money to buy 17,500 Dollar Menu hamburgers.



Nice Photog Pay
A photography teacher at a San Francisco area community college is making $208,000 a year. In his defense, taking pictures of people in San Francisco can leave a person scarred for life.



When Krugman Attacks!
NY Times columnist says the 2010 will be a "catastrophe" for America... mostly because major Republican victories means he won't stop whining for the next two years at least.



Al Jazeera Booted
Morocco has kicked Al Jazeera off the air in that country. The Moroccans say they can come up with their own reasons to hate America and the Jews.




October 29th


1863: 18 countries meeting in Geneva form the International Red Cross… mostly in hopes of meeting some hot foreign nurses.


2004: Al Jazeera broadcasts an excerpt from a video of Osama bin Laden in which he first admits direct responsibility for the September 11, 2001 attacks. 9/11 “truther” Charlie Sheen misses the broadcast because he was too busy screwing a hooker while beating his wife.


2008: Delta Air Lines merges with Northwest Airlines, creating the world's largest piece of excrement.