The Cars That Ate Paris

This Time, It’s Not A Movie

Police in Paris are dealing with traffic anarchy after the mayors of two feuding suburbs declared the same busy street one-way - but in opposite directions. There was chaos among bemused drivers at the point where the rival systems converged, with all traffic forced down one side road.

FOOTNOTE: Pierre pressure.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you bare your solar plexus
On the streets of Paris, Texas
You’ll be slapped with a fine in double-quick time
Before the town clock has had time to chime