Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Said Samson to Delilah
"I think you need a styler"
So while he slumbered, his days were numbered
With his shaven head, he was encumbered

Jurassic Hark

Yes, You Can Take Home A Dinosaur

The skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex is expected to sell for a staggering £4.8 million when it is auctioned next month. The 66-million-year-old female dinosaur, nicknamed Samson, is 15 feet tall, 40 feet long and is one of the largest ever discovered.

FOOTNOTE: The bone collector.