Showing posts with label Northern Territory. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Northern Territory. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Officer, Look At This Dead Fish

Maybe It Was A Red Herring

Darwin police officers say a Northern Territory man they caught drink-driving tried to give officers a dead fish. The duty superintendent said: "I'm told it was a saratoga, not a very good one either, only about 30 centimetres long apparently".

FOOTNOTE: Hook, line and blinker.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Giddy Up

Don't Ride 'Em, Cowboy

A man in Tennant Creek, in Australia’s Northern Territory, has lost his driving licence for riding his horse home from a pub while drunk in April, despite being told by police not to do so. A local magistrate has now disqualified the man from driving for six months.

FOOTNOTE: Rein forecast.